ohdangangela: oryourejustjackie: pr0pane: obeymars: fucknobitchassness: YO MOMMA SHOULD “KICK YO ASS” FOR THAT MOUTH! Lmfaooo, Oh my godd why are these little black girls so fuckin’ raw ?! HOW OLD ARE THESE GIRLS. OMG. DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT MONEY IS? mother of god… they still have boogers in their nose If my mom saw me talking like that I guess I’ll have to kick their...
Expectation & Reality (McDonalds Edition)
paucfaria: Strawberry Sundae Expectation: Reality: Frenchfries Expectation: Reality: Coke Float Expectation: Reality: Big Mac Expectation: Reality: Chicken Fillet Expectation: Reality: Crispy Chicken Sandwich Expectation: Reality: Mcflurry Expectation: Reality:
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
staygrandbeiconic: foreverrbeyourself: narcissa-black-malfoy: ohsheknows: i-was-born-this-way: 1dietcoke: the-wittle-bear: skuxxsluts: I love my mom. I am risking nothing I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY Will not risk. >_>. Will delete. i’m sorry followers Sorry… but my mom is the only thing I got. fucking mother fucking dshf;agfgf; SHIT GUISE....
Filipino parties consist of:
loveis-sacrifice: And mother’s wrapping up pancit, lumpia, adobo, etc, to take home. “You eat pirst!” “Don’t be shy!” All the kids upstairs huddled in one room. “You’ve grown so much!” “Hab you got a boypren/girlpren yet?!” Drunk men huddled in the corner singing on magic mic/playing poker. “Just sing one song!” People saying goodbye for like an hour. LMFAOLMFOAMFOLMFAO OMFG THIS .
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
im watching pom.
gayoutloud: Reblog ~if you misread that sentence.
KATY PERRY - LAST FRIDAY NIGHT (TGIF)
Say "I" spell "map" and say "ness"
Reblog if you love Jesus.
pockiequeenie: WOW! OMG THE NOTES!! LET’S TRY TO GET 2000000 NOTES!!
aayeeitsemily: psst-aaron: ...
-danicas2-: YEAHHHHH!!!!! i love whoever did this C;
warinme: Meet Jade. She killed herself three days after making this video.. Teenage suicide accounts for 31,000 suicides a year in the U.S, making it the 3rd leading cause of death. Worldwide, nearly one million people commit suicide every year.. more than those murdered or killed in war. Think before you say something hurtful to someone else. It may look like they’re okay, but they’re not....