When you accidentally piss off your crush.
When I see "explain" on a test...
You cant say 'Happiness' without saying penis.
livelaughzebras: livelaughzebras: schizofrederick: STOP WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS OKAY This is soooo damn cool|! AHHHH WATCH IT! AMAZING waittt. I have those jeans the girl was wearing!! lol lol I can not stop reblogging this. I love it.
I'm like the only one on Tumblr that won't be...
Reblog if one of your greatest fear is seeing your...
rain-goaway: instant reblog.
Trying not to rub your eye but your hand ends up...
miguelofthedark: this.. ALW
When you miss the ice cream truck pass cause you...
idlt: story of my life lmaoo
Oh yeah and today I went to Subway.
monicasayss: shaenagato: There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?” forever reblog